8% GST and Feng Shui

Come 2011 its 6% GST on most items you purchase.  For those who believe in Feng Shui I would like to suggest that you vote for Barisan National (BN) in all bi-elections for that matter any elections.

BN will bring good fortune by increasing the GST to 8%.  As any Feng Shui master 8% is good fortune and prosperity.

Forget about the poor paying additional taxes, as 8% will bring great fortune to you.

Ibrahim Bali's Jokes

 2^nd Heart Attack

Ibrahim Bali (Screaming at the top of his voice):

Doctor … doctor … Please come over!!!!

Doctor Choong:

What Happened to you?

Ibrahim Bali:

I did not listen to your advice to rest.  The very next day I call for a press conference and was screaming by brains out.

Doctor Choong:

Why to you need me then?

Ibrahim Bali:

I think I am going to die in 10 minutes – feel like having a major stroke.

Doctor Choong:

Ok I will be there in 20 minutes

 

Bad New-Ibrahim Bali

Doctor Samy:

I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Ibrahim Bali:

Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor Samy:

The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient:

24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Doctor Samy:

I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Ibrahim Bali’s Throat

Ibrahim Bali:

Doctor, may I have a glass of water, doctor.

Doctor Nor:

Are you thirsty?

Ibrahim Bali:

No, No, No ...  I made a lot of fiery speeches denouncing the “Pendatang” I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.

Datuk Ibrahim Ali – Relax

Datuk Ibrahim – Relax-lah …. You are so upset about a lot of things. I will not mention what you are upset about … not good for your health. … do not want to make matters worst for you. We want speedy recovery.

I feel so sorry for you when your Datukship got revoked by the Sultan of Kelantan.  I can imagine the sleepless night that you went thorough.  A nightmare that is worst than all the Hollywood horror movies put together.

Please take my advise from someone who cares … try to relax…. Heart surgery you know, is very serious.  You need all the rest.  Forget all the things that has been upsetting you… you are already 57 and to have a heart surgery at this age is not a healthy sign.  Enjoy life Datuk Ibrahim.

You picture posted here show you getting upset… RELAX … you do not want another heart surgery …. RIGHT.

Wish you well !!!!

By the way... I hope the doctors can find your heart to operate on.... cheers

UMMO, MCA, MIC, GERAKAN in a boat

UMMO,  MCA, MIC, GERAKAN and all other BN component party were in a boat and the boat they are in springs a leak.

Who will survive?

Hahahahha

The people of Malaysia

Obsession with PKR

I feel sorry for those who seem to be so obsessed with PKR.  Their obsession is so single minded that they are so confident that PK will form the next government. 

I strongly believe in accountability and that we need a strong opposition so that no government can railroad policies and amend the constitution at their wimps-and-fancies. We need change … we need new government …. hopefully with these changes the lives of all Malaysians immaterial of race and creed will improve.

But… the way PKR has been conducting itself (I will not touch of the any issues but you should know better) it’s nothing but total shame… poison letters, mudslinging, name-calling.  This is totally disgusting. The way Nurul Izzah Anwars nomination was rejected was totally disgusting … reminds me of UMNO, MIC and MCA. 

Do you know why PKR behaves in this manner? …. Well most of them were ex-UMNO members, so the shit is shifted from one party to another. I feel we need a change but the way PKR is behaving they should sit in the opposition bench and deny BN two-third majority. 

I have no confidence in them running the country … they will be as bad or even worse than BN.

Until they clean their internal mess and behave like spokes person for the people, think twice before you vote for PKR.  They need to get rid of the bad apples …. one way or another. Till then, think twice before you make their road to Putra Jaya possible. 

I would prefer PKR and PR denying BN two-third majority rather than ruling the country.

Keng Yaik: My Heart is Bleeding

Star: Oct 8 10

“Former Gerakan President Tun Dr Lim Keng Yaik, who said his heart, is bleeding for the party”.

Dear Tun,  At this age you should be resting and spending time with your grandchildren.  Bleeding hearts at you age is not good for your health – you need to rest. 

By the way, has your heart ever bleed for the people … who have suffered so much. I presume your heart bleeds for the party only.

MIC (Mega Indian Con) and MAIKA

Finally, after more than 20 years those invested in the above con investment are getting their money back – not dollar for dollar.  Many of us will say – “what to do, we cannot do anything, at least got back some money”. To me, well I got back a small portion of our investment.

But what is miserable are the faces of the poor people when they surrendered their Maika Certificates.  Faces of being cheated by a man (Samy Dai) who promised to alleviate them poverty.  I heard a man say “My dad passed away 6 years ago feeling dejected that he will not get a single cent from Mega Indian Con (MAIKA investment). 

I feel sad and my heart cries for them and at the same time angry with MIC (Malaysian Indian Congress) and all those fucking politicians who conned these people.

A lot of people were cheated by Samy Dai of their savings – some even pawned their jewelries  to invest in Mega Indian Con (MAIKA investment) in the end realizing that this man have cheated them wholesale and BIG TIME.

They say its good to forgive and forget – well this is an issue that Indians should not forgive and forget.  We must remember never to trust MIC (Malaysian Indian Congress) no matter who is the party leader.  Like any politicians they are full of promises and goodies – promises not to help standard of living of the people – goodies not for you and me.  Their promises and goodies are meant for them and the pariahs who worship them.