2nd Heart Attack
Ibrahim Bali (Screaming at the top of his voice):
Doctor … doctor … Please come over!!!!
Doctor Choong:
What Happened to you?
Ibrahim Bali:
I did not listen to your advice to rest. The very next day I call for a press conference and was screaming by brains out.
Doctor Choong:
Why to you need me then?
Ibrahim Bali:
I think I am going to die in 10 minutes – feel like having a major stroke.
Doctor Choong:
Ok I will be there in 20 minutes
Bad New-Ibrahim Bali
Doctor Samy:
I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Ibrahim Bali:
Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor Samy:
The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient:
24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor Samy:
I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Ibrahim Bali’s Throat
Ibrahim Bali:
Doctor, may I have a glass of water, doctor.
Doctor Nor:
Are you thirsty?
Ibrahim Bali:
No, No, No ... I made a lot of fiery speeches denouncing the “Pendatang” I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks.
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